Mrs Lookout is seriously pissed.
 

i guess i crossed the line on the wrong day. we were moving money between accounts and i had to write my wife the check...

when she got to the bank she was not happy when the teller, who is one of her clients, pointed out that i had written For Sexual Favors in the memo field. i guess that'll teach her to look at the check first... or i may wake up with a steak knife through chest.

if you guys don't hear from me again, tell the reporters - it was just a joke. :o

FWIW, I think it was damn funny. :)

thanks, want to speak at my funeral?

i used to do that to my roomate every month when I wrote him a check for rent/bills. I'd see how far from his real name I could get and have him still cash it.

"Dr. Rosenblatherstein III Esq." ,etc.

-sm

SM - you now officially have the coolest signature in the cellar!

back in the air force, i shared an apartment with the guy who worked the opposite shift of me. great guy but a real homophobe. when i would leave for work and i knew he was going to be bringing company home i would make sure to leave open jars of vaseline and what looked to be used condoms all over his room with notes from "Bobby", stupid messages on his answering machine, and the like. it used to piss him off nearly to tears.


on a side note, last year i ran in to him and his little brother finally came out of the closet. HA!.

Just say, "Hey honey, it coulda been worse... I could have posted the pictures I took with that hidden camera on the Internet!!!" Trust me, she'll forget all about that dinky check incident.

Blind rage does that.

Floral offering and gift of fine jewelry. It's your only hope.

If Mrs. Lookout is anything like me, she'd let it settle peacefully, laugh about it and let the tension fade then later, when it's been forgotten, come up with a reason for you to cash or deposit a check and write something like "For Penis Enlargement" in the memo.

That sounds like the route Mrs. Dallas would go. (She once gave her brother a copy of Playboy magazine. While he was in the hospital recuperating from a hernia operation.)