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wolf 08-19-2004 01:14 PM

New Spokesmodel
 
Looks like when sales drop off for Molson and they fire him, the bear can get a job with Rainier Beer. At least he won't have to do sleazy auto insurance commercials like that poor sock puppet.

xoxoxoBruce 08-19-2004 01:18 PM

Oh, the shame. :blush:

glatt 08-19-2004 01:31 PM

Never had Rainier beer, but Busch is pretty bad. Bear must be pretty smart.

jane_says 08-19-2004 08:17 PM

What a coincidence! I was just told about Rainier beer today. Is it really as good as I was told, and does anyone want to ship me some at a profit so I can test it myself?

Trilby 08-20-2004 01:46 PM

Does anyone think that the bear is genetically inclined toward alcoholism? You would think he would go for sweet, sugary stuff. I know one thing--he would've flunked Marichiko's DUI pole. Thirty-six beers is a lot of beers--even for my brother-in-law.

wolf 08-20-2004 01:49 PM

I dunno ... bear weighs what, close to 1000 pounds? over 700 certainly ... so according to the little pocket card I got from the PA LCB he should be able to drink a LOT of beers and still blow ok.

Trilby 08-20-2004 01:53 PM

Made him all sleepy tho-;)

Little devil critter.

headsplice 08-25-2004 10:29 AM

I wouldn't wanna be around the bear when he work up. I'm really freakin' grumpy when I'm hung over. I imagine a goodportionofaton of a bear is not pleasant either.


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