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Undertoad 08-23-2004 12:29 PM

8/23/2004: Race includes inflatable sex dolls
 
http://cellar.org/2004/bubblebaba.jpg

Welcome to the Russian "Bubble Baba Challenge 2004" race, in which participants must float 1 kilometer down the River Vuoska carrying an inflatable sex doll.

I am speechless at this one.

jinx 08-23-2004 12:35 PM

Looks like the doll has suffered some sort of head injury...

Griff 08-23-2004 01:37 PM

We had another race where you carry your wife... does this one have to be your regular partner or...?

xoxoxoBruce 08-23-2004 04:20 PM

Seems to me, the missionary position would be desirable here. He's wearing a life jacket, that's good to taken precautions, even with blow up chicks. :)

headsplice 08-23-2004 04:44 PM

It's important to always wear protection, even when (maybe especially when) your partner is latex. Also, I wonder if anyone ends up with severe chafing?

xoxoxoBruce 08-23-2004 05:32 PM

These guys don't seem to be worried. :biggrin:

garnet 08-23-2004 06:40 PM

Those blow up dolls have some weird-ass shapes. How come they're all thick in the middle with no butt?

richlevy 08-23-2004 09:46 PM

Don't they call life jackets "Mae Wests"?

Trilby 08-24-2004 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garnet
Those blow up dolls have some weird-ass shapes. How come they're all thick in the middle with no butt?

My guess would be that, after extensive product testing, the thick middle/no butt was the most, um...comfortable, for those so inclined to actually date a plastic, blow-up facsimile of a woman. At least they aren't bothering real women...

Cyber Wolf 08-24-2004 08:36 AM

This event appears seems to take the phrase 'exciting race' to a whole new level.

wolf 08-25-2004 12:02 PM

Bruce, would you be able to enter next year with your sheep? If you start training now you should be in prime condition for the event.

xoxoxoBruce 08-25-2004 05:19 PM

Why on earth would we want to get dressed and go out? :lovers:

wolf 08-25-2004 05:34 PM

Did anyone else wonder why the blow-up dolls aren't wearing safety helmets also?

Anyone?

:crickets:

lookout123 08-25-2004 05:56 PM

i watched Nip Tuck last night and i couldn't stop thinking about this thread. i'm pretty sure the doll on the show wouldn't float like these specimens though.

chrisinhouston 08-26-2004 11:40 AM

Lots of good pictures of past events here:
http://www.translate.ru/url/tran_url...03%2Fphotos%2F

and here:

http://xforce.ru/index.php?subaction..._from=&ucat=2&


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