Ebay
 

Wild stuff found on ebay!

Spear's-mint

i'm in the wrong biznezz.

I need to start auctioning forged celebrity junk.

-sm

I am deeply disturbed that Britney has so little concern for her fellow man that she would spit chewing gum onto a public sidewalk. Have you ever had that stuff stick to your shoe?

Here's another E-bay oddity.

One of the lost dog posters that Paris Hilton put up. The seller claims they didn't remove the poster from the pole until after the dog was found.

Lost Dog Poster

Finally the cellar has a weird-ebay-bitting-thread!

Didn't some sports figure try to auction off bits of bone that was removed from one of his joints, like his knee or shoulder or something? Trying to auction off a celebrity's (assuming it really IS) bolus was only a matter of time. I mean, if there are people diving after the everyday trash of famous people for the sole purpose of auctioning, soon we'll be seeing the Britney Spear's Used Kleenex, with Real Britney Snot! or even better, Paris Hilton's Used Tampon with...

*shudder* I feel so dirty.