Almond stuffed Queen Olives
 

I am not a foodie. I didn't even know what the best fucking cookware on earth was--cephalon? I can't remember...anyway, there is one kinda snooty thing I really like and that is Almond-stuffed Queen Olives which, incidentally, go nicely with your martini. After you have almond-stuffed you'll never go back to pimento*


*Unless you're allergic to nuts. Duh.

I'd agree with you--if olives weren't the work of Satan. :angry: :vomit:

i thought olives were the fruit of Jesus hisself!

Er... if wine is the blood of Christ... and little waxy crackers are the body of Christ... what exactly are olives again?

The boogers of Christ?

Oooo i wonder if Christ had belly button lint?

Hmmm something to ponder.....

Per the Nuns who taught me my Cathecism: Christ did NOT have belly-button lint (and how dare you!) and olives are the...well, they're the delight of...of, of Christs martini! I dare you to say different.

Christ drank martinis???
Wow!
I still say olives are the root of all evil, as well as the boogers of Christ.
As for the belly button lint, after researching i have discoverd that Catholicism teaches that the belly button lint of Christ is better than 900 thread count sheets!

you infidel! of course Christ drank martini's! How do you think he got the Italian vote? Get with it, newman. I've a headache...all these un-believers tire me...

Try garlic stuffed olives....! hic. hic.

hmmm... almond stuffed olives.. toasted? have you ever tried bleu cheese stuffed olives (yeah.. doesn't really go with a martini...BUT while drinking one the creamy tangy goodness would be a welcome addition.. especially a very dirty martini...)

oh how I wish I could stomach Gin!

howver...it is the devils urine!
maybe there has been some revisionist history going on here?


on a side note though.. for those of 'us' who prefer a darker liquor.. have you ever tried either an 'old grandad' (75% buorbon 25% amaretto w/ a marachino cherry) or a 'godfather' (same drink except with scotch)? mmmmm... not good with olives... but all your liquor in one smooooooth drink

i love olives... i had olives stuffed with almonds, olives stuffed with other olives, olives stuffed with feta are really good...

If you're going to eat olives... bring some mints - they give you the worst breath.

I'm sad that so many people hate them... they are so lovely.

I dump sliced olives and mushrooms in just about every meal I make.

For some reason I like the canned black olives more than just about any of the fancy ones in the olive bar at Fresh Fields. I guess I'm not a gourmand.

Olives are great, anyway you stuff 'em!!!!!!!!1

Olives are the BEST

...for throwing at other people!

I prefer those little plastic buckets of creamer you get at restaurants. They are much better projectiles. You can also build things with them, if you can convince the wait staff to bring you enough of them.