Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
 

Now, y'see, I KNOW I'm not the only one here playing this, right?

An absolute joy, but keep the kids far, far away. This is the filthiest game I have ever played, and I say that with great admiration.

Aw cool! I am SOOO getting this.

Shit. I haven't finished the other two yet. Not that that matters. I haven't finished a video game in years.

To quote myself from elsewhere:

Last night, I guided Our Hero through the streets of Los Santos. He was wearing nothing but boxer shorts with hearts on them and a Lone Ranger-style mask, and was riding a stolen police motorcycle. He spent the evening pulling up next to unsuspecting pedestrians, beating them to death with a large purple double-ended dildo, then hopping back on the bike and riding off into the night.

This game is the greatest thing since the invention of fire.

I played a whole day worth of it and.. well.. I kind of like Vice City better.
Sure this one has plenty of improvements, but the things I didn't like were the main character and the stats. The main character is a thug, and I myself would prefer to be a gangster like Tommy. Plus the story behind the character, bleh. I would want to avenge a drug deal gone wrong rather than my mothers death. As for the stats, I think it takes away from the fun a bit. Now you have to worry about your statistics instead of just watching your life bar the whole time. But, I suppose the amount of improvements from the last game cancels out the few things I find bad. I'm still going to buy it once I get enough money.