NOOOOOOoooooooo!!!!!
 

The unspeakable horror of it all...

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...st/derail_beer

Oh the humanity!!! The HORROR!!! Why God Why!?!?

Why? Because I work in mysterious ways. Not buying that? Ok, here's the scoop.

False alarms. Yes, you read me correctly. You beer drinkers often overindulge and well.....get sick.

Who do you call when you're heads in the toilet? Me.

Beer drinkers also often have wild intense sex and again call me in the moment. Oh God, oh God. Like I dont know what you are doing. Like I havent *seen* the hooters of the chick you are banging. Please. I created the whole act, I know already!

Been there, made that.

When I'm watching Fox News, I dont want to be disturbed with false alarms. This little "accident" should get me through an entire segment without some moron calling me.

I like to be responsive but Jesus Christ, make it a real request and we'll talk.

According to the story the water supply and highways were not contaminated.

That's nice.

But Did they manage to save any of the beer!?

I also note that there is no mention of what brand it was.

If it's, say, Budweiser, I'm not all that concerned. But if it was GOOD beer ... oh the humanity!!

So, did they arrest the engineer?

:blush:

They would only do so if he were 'lightening the load' during the trip, wouldn't they?

But he WAS driving with three open containers of beer in the back. :guinness: