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Nothing But Net 11-20-2004 09:31 PM
Retitle a mainstream movie into its porn version
 
As I was composing my new user sig, I came up with the idea for a funny game.

A mainstream movie is being remade into a porno version, and your job is to come up with a title for it (pun intended).

For example:

"Midnight Cow"

"Fannie Hall"

"Man Havin'"

"The Carpetmunchers"

"She Took Out Her Bridge On The River Kwai" ~shudder~

I'm sure you can come up with some good ones.

elSicomoro 11-20-2004 09:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nothing But Net
"Fannie Hall"
"Anal Hall"

Nothing But Net 11-20-2004 09:48 PM
"Behind the Green Mile"

"The Buns of Navarone"

"The Bitches of Eastwick"

"Natural Born Fuckers"

"I Am Curious, Yellow Submarine"

alphageek31337 11-21-2004 12:23 AM
"The Pink Inches"
"The Bare Bitch Project"
"Good Will Humping"
"A Few Good Men (And Then A Few More)"
"Vaginal Treasure"
"Bridget's Jones"
"The Honey Pit"
"Fagnet"
"Turner & Cooch" (alt. "Turn In Her Cooch")
"Bigger Than This Guy" (obscure, original title: "Bigger Than the Sky")
"Touched By My Uncle"
"Boy Eats Girl"
"Boys Don't Cry (When Penetrated)"

And also, Happy Scrappy, Power Pup....

Undertoad 11-21-2004 09:23 AM
Schindler's Fist

breakingnews 11-21-2004 09:29 AM
"Foreskin Gump" or "Forrest Hump"
"Jurassic Pork"
"A Penis Runs Through It"
"Drilling Miss Daisy"
"White Men Can't Hump" (or can they?)
"The Big Chubb-owski" (ok, a bit lame, but)
"American History Sex"
"The Italian [Blow] Job"
"The School of Cock"
"Cold Mountin'"
"A Schlong Came [in] Polly"
"Sperminator 3: Rise of my ween"

Sperlock 11-21-2004 10:23 AM
One of the more obvious ones: "Lord of the Cock RIng"

Some don't need to be changed at all, like "Lethal Weapon"

Elspode 11-21-2004 11:26 AM
Cartoons:

Lilo's a Bitch
The Little Spermaid
Sucking Beauty
The Road to El Whorado

I'd do more, but I have to leave.

lumberjim 11-21-2004 11:59 AM
indickpendence day

star whores
-return of the bed-I
-the empire likes black

top gunt

wolf 11-21-2004 12:10 PM
Going through the pile of to be watched DVDs next to my bed ...

The Legend of Whore House
The Funsuckables
Dances with Whores
SEX 11" 38" (The penis and chest measurements of THX and LUH, respectively)
Triumph of the Wills (a story of the gay conquests of young Prince William in his English Public School)
Willy Jerk

Free Willy already works as a porn title, I don't see a need to change that one.

marichiko 11-21-2004 12:55 PM
The DomanaMatrix
The Bridges of Masochism County
Harry and Tantric
Lithsome Weapon
Father "knows" Betsy (and Julie, and Mary, and Susie and ...)

Undertoad 11-21-2004 01:31 PM
The Remains of the Lay

Cyber Wolf 11-21-2004 01:41 PM
The Shaft
The Pussy from Outer Space
Remember the Titties
Charlotte's Bed
Captain Rod
The Gods Must Be Horny
Cool Cummings

And a few that don't need renaming:
Crimson Tide
Gay Pur-ee
SpaceBalls
Batteries Not Included
The New Guy

jaguar 11-21-2004 01:55 PM
The Harry Potter one reminded me of this gem from bash.org

Quote:
<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...

<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<melusine > O_______O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

elSicomoro 11-21-2004 01:58 PM
Another one that doesn't need renaming: Snatch


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