Happy birthday, you gun-toting...
 

hillbilly motherfucker.

Have a good day, Slang. :)

Hey thanks Syc. That was actually a joke gone bad though. I was changing something in the CP and thought I'd change my birthday to Nov. 22, 1492, thinking the system would automatically calculate and display my age. It didn't work out as planned.

I have been having some good days though and appreciate your thoughtfulness........Ya fuckin' asshead. ;)

Oh sure, just a joke, all fun and games.....until someone loses an eye. :eyeball:

...or gets an accidental "Happy Birthday".

Sorry guys. I thought you all would "get it" when you read in the birthday announcement that I am 512 years old.

Some jokes are better than others. They cant all be great. :blush:

Fucking piece of shit...I should have figured. :)