You've seen the Virgin Mary grilled cheese?
 

It never stops.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...536791340&rd=1

Don't worry, down at the bottom they posted additional comments to the effect of:

"1. Look up 'satire' or 'parody.'
2. See [the Virgin Mary cheese sandwich URL]."

Parody? What is this "parody"?

;)

I should just buy a damn wood burning kit and make all 12 Disciples too! Hell, I'll throw in a couple Roman soldiers if you buy the Pharisees too!!

Complete the set and do Joseph and Jesus too! Then you can make it a FamilyPak. If you do the three wise men, you can make a Grilled Cheese Nativity Scene.

Mmmmmm...grilled cheese nativity scene...arggggggah! :yum:

Oh, sweet Goddess Bridig....

That's from a San Rio Hello Kitty toster. There are aluminum plates re-directing heat so the image of Hello Kitty appears on the bread. Toasters like that were a flash-fad in Japan.

A... "friend" of mine, with he help of the Cellar's very own Kitsune who had my apartment keys while I was out for a week, decided to re-decorate my apartment a la Hello Kitty. This was one of the pink monstrosities that Bart bought me. Since he insisted I try it, I wasn't able to return the thing (was used, contained food particulate), and ended up donating it to Good Will.

Crap. I could have made money off stupid people.
:bitching:

Oh, and how could I ever forget that wonderful moment? You might have forgotten, Rakarin, so here's something to remind you. BEHOLD! The miracle of KittyToast!

http://fox.org/~vince/out/pink/toast.jpg

...the device that produced it...

http://fox.org/~vince/out/pink/toaster.jpg

...and other good stuff a'cookin'.

http://fox.org/~vince/out/pink/pot.jpg

Hello Kitty toast is truly a miracle, much as I turn wine into urine.

This could be the sequel to Fatal Attraction... instead of boiling the kid's bunny... hmmm.....

"friend" of mine, with the help of the Cellar's very own Kitsune

By the way, Rakarin, I like how you've worded this -- it somehow removes my guilt, which is both cleansing and somewhat dissapointing at the same time. Well, at least you found and removed all the Hello Kitty stuff we placed around your apartment. You did find the Hello Kitty, uh, "Neck Massager", right?

http://fox.org/~vince/out/pink/rrrrr.jpg

That's not your lost pager that is buzzing under the cushions of your couch.