Cellarites in the new year
 

Lookout 123- Will replace me in the Libertarian Party aschewing Republicanism for the intoxication of free markets and gay bars as far as the eye can see. He will be a few votes shy of 1.2% in the election of 2008.

Undertoad- After the stunning rise to the top of the music world by the Nik Everett Group, Ut will throw off technology and all worldly goods moving to a Pennsyltucky hilltop where he will make primitive sounds with a large wooden spoon and a can of pinto beans.

Sycamore- Will get a temp gig in the offices of Rick Santorum rising from chief cook and bottle washer to most trusted aide. Look for him behind the mics in the White House in 2009.

Griff- Will be herded off to the funny farm after his theory of autism as human evolution is published. He is eventually released after signing a no bison agreement.

tw- After his assignment as a columnist in the USA today causes an international ink shortage he goes back to Yale for his Masters in Business Administration.

(your ideas here)

xoxoxoBruce - Will surpass the 10,000 post mark. Balloons will fall. Confetti will fly. Anarchy will ensue. Life, as we know it, will change.

Wolf - Will be certified insane by the state and committed. She will run into several people she committed at her old job.

sycamore - will learn to shoot, find that firearms are just like potato chips, swap his pimpin' coat for BDUs, and join a militia group in the Northern Pennsylvania wilderness.

Billy - Will have his photographs noted by the Chinese tourism board, and will be elevated to the official "State Photographer." He will go on speaking tours extolling the virtues of vacationing in China, and finally get to visit America.

radar - will strike it rich with his dog stand and become embroiled in a long legal battle with Tarantino over royalties.

LJ - will decide that selling cars is just no fun and become a full time staff writer for the enquirer.

Marichiko - will come back to the cellar under a new name and make no mention of her old self.

Jaguar - will wake up one morning and decide capitalism is king and embark upon his world domination tour. due to his deep love of all things american he will lobby against the ban on foreign born presidents.

Elspode- His lust for keyboards unsatisfied, the Spodster will join the Episcopalian Church to gain access to serious organs. Only a decade separates him from a Bishopric.

Bruce--Will run out of dodads, and begin making his own

Slang--Will move to Philadelphia, don a suit and tie, buy any insurance policy thrown at him, give up his guns and become a member of the Democratic Party

Griff--Will drink before biking...and live to tell about it

UT--Will sell the Cellar to some corporate conglomerate and move to New Hampshire

sycamore will suddenly decide that hiphop is the root of all evil and follow that line of reasoning all the way to his membership in a white supremecy group.

Lsyc - while upset will be strangely supportive of her man until he announces they are moving to the mountains to be near his militia brethren. then she puts her foot down and slaps some sense back into him.

Lookout--will move back to Illinois and huff spray paint

Rho--will get a kidney transplant, then shove the old ones down the throat of someone that talks shit

smoothmoniker will decide that he should be living the rockstar lifestyle, start wearing tootight leather, go tattoo crazy, develop a nasty heroin habit, and tell his wife that she has to have his name tattooed on her neck and can only leave the house to ride the b@*ch seat of his hog

There is one photograph I would love to see. Billy standing in front of the Leaning Tower in Piza, Italy. Both an accomplishment and a life ambition.

The This Is Not Porn people - still won't have solved the whole thing, as it probably doesn't have a solution.

I have this mental picture -

Undertoad - "Ok there it is, Bruce's 10,000th post, cue the balloons".
(1 second passes)
Undertoad - "Ok, cue the balloons". Types on keyboard.
(2 seconds pass)
Undertoad - "Cue the )(*&(*&%$ balloons!" Hammers on keyboard.
(2 seconds pass)
Kicks server, sparks fly. Fade to black. ;)