So, I'm watching the Eagles game...
 

...and I keep hearing the fans boo, because the Birds are playing so awfully.

Fans at the Linc, I'd like to ask a small favor of you...

Shut the fuck up! This game means jack shit, you knew that going into the game...hell, you knew it going into the season, they're playing the 9th stringers and they're probably going to lose. This is nothing more than an excuse to get silly drunk and party for 3 1/2 hours along with 60,000 other people in South Philadelphia. Okay?

Carry on...