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Undertoad 02-01-2005 10:44 AM

2/1/2005: M&Ms sorter
 
http://cellar.org/2004/msorter.jpg

Farked today, and making the rounds, is this M&Ms sorter built from a kit. Yes, for only $168 you can sort your M&Ms by color using automation.

I would say I want one, but I don't; this place will sell you specific colors and even custom messages. But a better option is to get a round-trip to Vegas and visit the M&Ms World store where they sell even more single colors... by the pound.

Happy Monkey 02-01-2005 11:10 AM

It's an ingenious mechanism. Plus, it's vertatile - you can use it for Skittles and SweetTarts, too!

Troubleshooter 02-01-2005 11:17 AM

Somebody PM Wolf! Quick!

wolf 02-01-2005 12:15 PM

Awwww, somebody remembered about my little "problem".

Cool idea, although I find that I like the zen like experience of hand-counting. When it comes time to sort the big bucket o' change into rolls to take to the bank, I do that by hand also, despite having more than one clever coin sorting and counting devices at my disposal.

I'm going to send this to my friend who is also an M&M sorter, although she does it for obsessive compulsive reasons and then eats them in order from largest to smallest in number, including the blue ones.

Elspode 02-01-2005 12:17 PM

Does she wash her hands before and after handling each one?

wolf 02-01-2005 12:23 PM

Good question, but no. She's just a sorter.

Most of her obsessive-compulsive tendencies are put to good use because she is a quilter.

lookout123 02-01-2005 12:29 PM

LOL - wolf i misread your statement. i thought you said most of her tendencies are put to good use because she is a "quitter".

i was going to say, that doesn't sound very OCD to me.

garnet 02-01-2005 12:49 PM

I have a friend who won't eat blue M&Ms because she thinks they taste "funny"--she says it has something to do with an ingredient in the blue food coloring. I haven't had M&M's in a while, is there any truth to this? Or is she just as wacky as I've always suspected?

wolf 02-01-2005 12:55 PM

I shun them not because they are blue, but because they are actually tan and have gone bad.

Sordid details here.

garnet 02-01-2005 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf
I shun them not because they are blue, but because they are actually tan and have gone bad.

Sordid details here.

Quite entertaining--I had no idea this problem was so far-reaching. I will advise my friend to save her uneaten blue M&Ms and return them in exchange for the aforementioned coupons. :thumbsup:

Buckethead 02-01-2005 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf
I shun them not because they are blue, but because they are actually tan and have gone bad.

Sordid details here.

But blue cheese used to be tan, and the blue is actually an indication that it's gone *good*. Microorganisms do a lot of great things for food, don't shun them needlessly.

dar512 02-01-2005 03:16 PM

Wolf - You might also want to avoid the red ones. The red coloring is made from squished bugs.

YellowBolt 02-01-2005 03:29 PM

Ah yes... the carmine dilemma. I remember getting freaked out in eighth grade when some guy told this to us... hence why I tend to avoid many yogurts now.

Undertoad 02-01-2005 04:37 PM

Lac beetle juice maybe not in M&Ms, but definitely in Junior Mints:

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_118.html

dar512 02-01-2005 04:52 PM

Not lac beetle (at least I don't think so) but cochineal from which carmine is made.


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