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lookout123 03-29-2005 09:22 PM

Johnny Cochran dies of Brain Tumor
 
I haven't seen any stories to link to yet, but i saw it on the news tonight. The great defender is dead.

I guess OJ will have to think twice before killing anyone now that his attorney is gone.

smoothmoniker 03-29-2005 09:42 PM

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uslatest/s...900725,00.html

man, how odd. I've been seeing ads all week on TV here in LA for his new law firm.

mrnoodle 03-30-2005 09:12 AM

Thank goodness we've had a bumper crop of sleazy lawyers the last couple of years. Someone will fill the vacuum.

404Error 03-30-2005 09:45 AM

Q. What do you call Johnny Cochran at the bottom of a grave?

A. A good start!

Too bad, so sad. See ya, hate to be ya!

Trilby 03-30-2005 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lookout123
I guess OJ will have to think twice before killing anyone now that his attorney is gone.

Seen on a Tshirt: Drink Apple Juice!
'coz OJ will kill ya!!
:lol:

Troubleshooter 03-30-2005 12:05 PM

I couldn't have happened to a nicer lawyer.

Happy Monkey 03-30-2005 12:16 PM

He will always be remembered for giving us Jackie Chiles.

wolf 03-30-2005 12:40 PM

If the brain don't fit, the head must split ...

(I am so going to Hel.)

Happy Monkey 03-30-2005 03:33 PM

For wolf, here are a few more.

xoxoxoBruce 03-30-2005 08:08 PM

Quote:

If you help a double murderer,
Heaven's a whole lot furtherer
:biggrin:

Beestie 03-30-2005 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf
If the brain don't fit, the head must split ...

Priceless. I came up empty after trying all morning trying to come up with one of those.

wolf 03-31-2005 02:21 AM

thank you. I saw the news story at around 4am yesterday, and was a little goofy from a really, really bad night at the nuthouse. Posting it was the only way to make my intermittent evil giggles go away.

cowhead 03-31-2005 03:25 PM

If the brain don't fit, the head must split ...


I think that may be the funniest thing I've heard all day... thanks!

(and if there is a Hel/Hell... save me a seat)

staceyv 03-31-2005 06:42 PM

Maybe I'm too nice (no, I don't think so...) but I feel bad for the guy because he's DEAD. I have no urge to crack jokes and laugh about it, I just kind of feel bad for him, and maybe he was an asshole, but when you die, it should earn you just a little bit of respect. It must be really hard on his family to read all the jokes and nasty comments... There, I was nice today.

xoxoxoBruce 03-31-2005 08:10 PM

We're not beating the body, Stacey. Actually we're celebrating his life by imitating his humor, imitation being the sincerest form of flattery. :)


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