Happy April Fools' Day
 

I tell the truth, but everyone thought I was joking with them. I feel to be fooled all day.

yeah... *sigh* I'm not the man I used to be.. in the past years I have spent MONTHS! gearing up for this.. setting plans in motion.. getting gags ready (and no.. not the ball kind!) but eh? maybe I'm either getting old, or the people I know anymore can't take a f*cking joke.. a little from column A.. a little from column B? who knows?

No worries cowhead, this will reinvigorate your mind(and modify your genetic code) and get you back in to the game for next year!

Today is my father's birthday. It is especially funny since he was a completely unplanned baby born 12 years after his next oldest brother.

In retrospect, it must have been miserable for him, he always got the most annoying birthday presents from everyone...

It's April?

i know it's april, but what year is it?


*ahem* since it is april and there are only a couple more weeks before it is too late - everyone fund their IRA/Roth for 2004. you won't regret it. *as always, consult your personal financial advisor to find out if a personal retirement plan is appropriate for you.*

This is a cute one. Of course, I remember when I used to laugh about the "GOOD TIMES" hoax where viruses could be spread by just opening an e-mail, until technology made that true.

Human Contact Spreads PC Viruses

I thought April was banned?

Whoa! Good one, TW. :lol:

Occasionally, TW, I really like you.

Well then put my name back where Neil Diamond usurped me. It may be the closest I ever get to my fifteen minutes (at least then I can say I topped Neil Diamond on a chart).

Sorry, sweetie, you had your day in the sun. ;)

Just bask in the glory of knowing that 98% of the time you make me completely crazy.

Not that it's a long trip or anything....