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lookout123 04-21-2005 11:31 AM

Are you Italian? Is your lover?
 
Ethnic averages Apparently the chinese are very insecure about penis size... so enter the scientists with their labcoats and tape measures.

mrnoodle 04-21-2005 12:06 PM

why does it matter what size they are limp? They may as well have measured them after an hour of swimming in cold water.

glatt 04-21-2005 12:27 PM

Also, I would imagine that since they used men who volunteered to have their measurements taken, the results are hardly scientific. A man who feels they don't measure up will be less likely to volunteer.

russotto 04-21-2005 03:34 PM

It's not the flaccid length which counts. Remember the fable of the vacationer and the Jamaican native.

--MTR, who is Italian.

Tonchi 04-21-2005 04:20 PM

Italians are OK, if you can get past all that hair on their backs :D

lookout123 04-21-2005 04:54 PM

if you tangled in a man's back hair, you may want to try a different position. i'm just saying...

breakingnews 04-21-2005 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tonchi
Italians are OK, if you can get past all that hair on their backs :D

A benefit of being chinese: Startling lack of hair on arms, legs, chest and back. I like it - as do all the chicks I date. Call it genetic aerodynamicism. (sp?)

And yes, I've always wondered about this issue. I mean, I fall smack in the middle of the average "range", but you can never be sure unless you check for yourself. And that's something I'm not about to go do. In high school, I caught a glimpse of this guy in the shower room - took me years to come to terms with the fact that 8-9 inches (limp) is not the norm. :eek:

It took porkin a couple girls before I stopped worrying so much about this.

It took even longer to develop enough self-confidence to reassure myself that if a girl thinks my penis is too small and won't hook up with me, then she's a rotten whore and is missing out on a rock-your-world ride on the oral rollercoaster for which I've been commended several times. :cool:

jaguar 04-21-2005 05:38 PM

thankyou for far, far too much information there.
came to mind

lookout123 04-21-2005 05:40 PM

BN does have that tendency, huh? he reminds me of the guy at the gym that lets everyone in on everything whether they would want to know the details or not.

oh and if you scroll down the page that Jag linked you find this. out of context but it makes me chuckle.

Quote:

Which is apparently something that pisses off some users. (Honestly those forum monkeys bitch about everything.

Tonchi 04-21-2005 09:05 PM

What? You don't have mirrors on your ceiling?

breakingnews 04-21-2005 11:20 PM

man, you think so? i didn't think it was all that bad, that occasional spurt of openness.

some other threads in this place have been worse in terms of TMI, i think.

wolf 04-22-2005 02:05 AM

I thought that we all learned the lesson from South Park that it is the Japanese who have the small, insignificant penis. In the face of such clear, cutting edge information, I'm surprised the study even got funded.

I would, however, be willing to conduct my own independent research.

For the good of humanity.

It needs to be determined empirically whether BN is telling the truth.

Good scientific method requires repeatable research.

They learned me that in gradual school.

Catwoman 04-22-2005 05:27 AM

As if I need another reason to fancy Italians. But quite:
Quote:

Originally Posted by mrnoodle
why does it matter what size they are limp?

This is never an indication of erect size, so I suppose I'll just have to try a few out, er, for size.

Personally, I like hairy. Shows that they're, you know, male (nothing insinuated NBN). Although really, who gives a fuck? If you really fancy someone, none of this seems to matter.

lookout123 04-22-2005 11:15 AM

hmmmm, i feel inspired to create a new poll.


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