France Nukes the USA
 

sproglet postedThis got me wondering, if France nuked an American target, even by accident, what would we do? What could we do?
Nuking France puts a lot of other countries in serious danger. Especially Briton, Spain/Portugal and the Low Countries, down wind from France.

What would Bush do?
What would a normal person do in his place? :question:

define "by accident".

if they nuked us i think it is safe to say that we would wipe the frogs from the face of the earth. and we do not need nuk u ler weapons for that.

Biblical Justice??

The French are already Frogs ...

Mad Cow would count as a murrain in cattle ... did they have any cases there? (probably not a big issue since they'll eat horse).

Watch for more news on rivers turning to blood and taking of the firstborn sons.

Rogue General or missed the Raimbow Warrior would be an accident.
Obviously we couldn't just push a button and obliterate them because of colateral damage to friends. ;)

Send in the tanks. Why bother nuking them back? We outgun them with conventional weapons and I'm sure our boys would love a romp thru gay Paree as a sort of reward for all those tours they've been doing in Iraq.
Nuking France puts a lot of other countries in serious danger. Especially Briton, Spain/Portugal and the Low Countries, down wind from France.

Bush would invade Quebec and put its leading government officials on trial for crimes against humanity and cruelty to frogs for eating all those saute'd frog legs. There would be collateral damage to Calgary and Ottawa. When Canadians became upset about this, Bush would arrange for the Army to film a heart warming scene of a GI bandaging up the missing legs of a French Canadian school child who had thrown a spitball at a group of US soldiers at a checkpoint outside St Catherine's.

The French President, looking fit and tanned, would appear in a videotape just before the US 2008 election. He would demand the return of the Statute of Liberty. Nobody would be able to figure out where he was living in hiding, although a mountain looking suspiciously like the Matterhorn would be seen in the background.

Blow up all of Europe. The EU hasn't been very co-operative with us, anyhow. It's about time we taught them a little lesson in etiquette.

y'know that is probably the funniest thing i've ever seen you post.

And close enough to reality to actually scare me a little.

But shoot, all we have to do is stomp our foot like you do to get a dog out of your front yard, and the entire populace would collapse in incontinent fear. The UN would have to mobilize an emergency diaper drop.

All the tanks that were stashed in Germany have been sent to Afghanistan and Iraq. ;)

You're arrogant racists...

and you are a humorless prick. drop the superiority complex.

wait a minute? racist? how? most of us are white - so how is talking about our "hatred" of another white culture racist? xenophobic, sure. racist, no.

Pi you need to take a chill pill hombre.. first the Boy Scout homophobia crap, and now the French..

"I fart in your general directiooon!"

that was Pie, not Pi. there are two different posters involved there Bullitt.

heh.. whoops, apologies

I'd be surprised if anyone here nurtured an actual hatred of the French, Pi. It's more like a soccer rivalry, only for hygiene.

What do you expect? Pi is irrational. :lol:
Pie, however, is great no matter how you slice it.
- Pie