Favorite Simpson's Quotes
 

It's that time of the year again! i know we've had a similar thread before, but Happy Monkey inspired me to dig through my Simpson's quotes in search of a particular one, which i, of course, can't find. but i have been laughing out loud for the last ten minutes and i thought maybe you'd like to as well.

Many of my favorites involve Ralph Wiggum, here is one.

Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.

what are your favorite simpson's quotes?

and before anyone says it, "Is Chicken of the Sea chicken or tuna?" doesn't count.

Ooooh! Floor Pie!

Mayor Quimby: Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with digging up a corpse?

Lou: That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson place.
Wiggum: Forget it, that's two blocks away.
Lou: Looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney.
Wiggum: I am proceeding on foot; call in a code eight.
Lou: (into radio) We need pretzels; repeat, pretzels.

Ralph: Principal Skinner, I got car sick in your office.

No beer and no TV make Homer something something.
Go crazy?
Don't mind if I do!

Take it outside, Godboy.

I bent my wookie.

D'oh!
A deer!
A female deer!

Principal Skinner: Order, order. Do you kids wanna be like the real UN or do you just wanna squabble and waste time?

All classics so far.

My favourite is:

Bart and Lisa to Marge: Pocket money time, ding ding ding ding ding ding!
Homer running through: ICE CREAM VAN!

Marge: You already pet the dog. Go pet the cat.

Homer: Pet the cat...? Ohhhh, why bother?

Ralph: (after eating a berry on a deserted island) It tastes like burning!

Grandpa: Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions.

Oh, I have soooo many.

Here are a few to start:

Ralph Wiggum: Hi Principle Skinner. Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers.

Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my case against the movie "The Never-Ending Story."

Troy McClure: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such motivational films as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Confident, Stupid."

Lionel Hutz: I want to declare a bad trial thingy.
Judge Synder: You mean a mistrial.
Lionel Hutz: Yeah. A mistrial. That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy.

"More...mmmppfff...more...mmmppfff...more...mmmppfff...more" - Homer, being force-fed donuts while strapped in Satanic donut force-feeding machine in Hell.

I am so smart!
I am so smart!
S-M-R-T!
I mean S-M-A-R-T!

ralphie wiggum has soooo many winners:

tomacco - "this tastes like grandma!"

"Me fail English? That's unpossible."