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Heatseeker 08-11-2005 03:50 PM

Anti-Virus Hell
 
I picked up a virus that kept itself in C:windowsest and Mcafee couldn't get rid of it properly so I installed Norton too. The thing is I didn't uninstall Mcafee first. Now my PC freezes shortly after logging in.

Please help me if you think there is anything I can do to fix this.

Elspode 08-11-2005 04:30 PM

First, start drinking heavily. I recommend straight bourbon or scotch. After a couple of water glasses full, boot into Safe Mode, and go to Control Panel. Select Install/Uninstall, and uninstall both of the virus programs.

Then, try to reboot.

plthijinx 08-11-2005 04:59 PM

what? no ice?

xoxoxoBruce 08-11-2005 06:46 PM

Go here.

marichiko 08-11-2005 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce


That was helpful, Bruce. Did you really mean that? :3_eyes:

wolf 08-12-2005 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plthijinx
what? no ice?

Why ruin good scotch?

plthijinx 08-12-2005 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf
Why ruin good scotch?

Inexperience I suppose......I just stick to my Heineken. The hard stuff makes me go nuts.....

marichiko 08-12-2005 02:30 PM

Good Scotch should be taken neat. It is acceptable to drink good Kentucky or Tennessee bourbon with a whisper of soda and some ice.

Mr.Anon.E.Mouse 08-12-2005 04:29 PM

I find a little water releases the smell and flavor.

xoxoxoBruce 08-12-2005 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by marichiko
That was helpful, Bruce. Did you really mean that? :3_eyes:

Did I really mean he should go to a website that is loaded with tools to handle problem viruses? Why wouldn't I mean it? :eyebrow:

wolf 08-13-2005 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Anon.E.Mouse
I find a little water releases the smell and flavor.

You are young, Grasshopper, and will learn.

The first part of the lesson is to drink no Scotch without finding the words "single malt" upon the label.

The second part of the lesson is that even these words lack promise when the price tag is under $40 US.

Good scotch should not be exposed to the air on an overly humid day.

That is why beer was invented.

Troubleshooter 08-16-2005 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf
The first part of the lesson is to drink no Scotch without finding the words "single malt" upon the label.

See my post here.

skysidhe 06-20-2006 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce


good one. thanks

mbpark 06-20-2006 02:08 PM

McAfee Hell - How to resolve it
 
Here's how to fix this one:

1. Restart in Safe Mode.
2. Start -> Run -> services.msc (type this in).
3. Set all McAfee services (the ones that begin with McAfee) to "Disabled" in the Services control panel applet that shows up.
4. Restart PC.
5. Uninstall all McAfee products using Add/Remove Programs.
6. Reinstall Symantec, if needed.
7. Drink.


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