Astonishingly Funny User Titles
 

Some user titles are better than others, obviously.

Many of them really tickle me. I'm sure that some have tickled others as well.

A quick search of the last year's worth of Cellar Comments and Suggestions does not reveal a thread specific to discussing these things.

Why am I suddenly wanting to open a thread on this topic?

Because of this:

capnhowdy
afraid of exorcism

this was close

memorable ones for me:

Leah? 'stop changing my title!"
related:
skunks: " I thought I changed this"

I am intrigued by these:

mrnoodle: don't pick it it'll just get infected
chrisinhouston: hoodoo guru
and I was floored when Lumberjim went from dickhole to shitapple tree......

the burning issue for me now is..Griff's saw.?????

Some damn funny thing that somebody else said within the last week that I can't find any more.

Well, I think I know who has the secret recipe for McDonalds Apple Pies.

i miss wolf's "pagan extremist".

i know where she got it from.

i remember having the time to pretend i was a valuable part of this community...

Nice to see you here fella.

I must give credit where credit is due ...

My new user title "I know wack" was suggested by dar512.

Thanks dar!

very poetic, Wolf.

Iwas thinking back on some old ones I've had....
tortures dustbunnies
ignores ignorance
appologizes for the last user title
missed church Sunday due to hangover
almost positive
in search of the lost chord

I can't find anyone's old titles...All their posts have their current user title. Hard to remember...now what was I saying?

I wish they would stay as they were on old posts but I imagine that would take a major software change. :(

I feel the same way about the .sigs ... once you change it, all the old ones change too.