Half full or half empty?
 

Is your glass half full or half empty?

Broken.

And now for our next contestant...

Well, it starts out full. Then I drink some. Then its empty. Then I pour me another one.

So it kinda depends on when you ask.

Why do you ask?

Just curious how attitudes would change if the glass contained urine.

Posted while current question was unrelated to urine. thankyouverymuch

I don't know.

I can't gauge it's relative fullness, since I don't know it's capacity. I do know however that I have never thirsted for long. Nor have I gagged and choked from being innundated by the flow.

The question about the glass's fullness is not an interesting one. I like more interesting questions, such as, what glasses do I have to drink from? What about the glasses of others? How can I drink less from glasses filled with unheathlful drink, and drink more of what's good for me?

But thanks for asking.

Thanks for the clarification, had me worried.

BTW - What's the V in BigV stand for? Could it be what I think it is? My kind'a woman!

What's in your glass?

An hour's worth of sand.

I'm thinking half full of bullshit and half full of hot air.

hey, new crazy guy. here's the quiz.
I'm pretty sure you already qualify as wierd enough to fit in here, but i also would like to know:

1. on your hot dog, ketchup or mustard?

2. what color is the number 6?

3. what ryhmes with orange?

4. beatles or zeppelin?

5. dress left or right?

6. what superhero do you most closely resemble?

7. how many ways can you kill a man with a paper clip?

H. If you had a million bucks and had to spend it all on someone else, what would you buy, and for whom?

nine. What is the opposite of 'above me'?

43. how many fingers am i holding up?

be honest

Technically, it's not air, it's methane, but it does come out warm.

1. on your hot dog, ketchup or mustard?

beatles

2. what color is the number 6?

7

3. what ryhmes with orange?

ukrania

4. beatles or zeppelin?

mustard

5. dress left or right?

never

6. what superhero do you most closely resemble?

myself

7. how many ways can you kill a man with a paper clip?

16

H. If you had a million bucks and had to spend it all on someone else, what
would you buy, and for whom?

a paper clip for you

nine. What is the opposite of 'above me'?

b'low me?

43. how many fingers am i holding up?

too many for your limp wrist to support, yet not enough to fill your orfice

be honest

cross my heart

Well, I gotta hand it to the new crazy guy...those were some pretty damn fine answers to the Quiz, LJ.

My glass is full - I just started my vacation and won $7 at nickel/dime/quarter poker.