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Forum: Parenting 04-13-2012, 07:58 PM
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Posted By SteveDallas
Wait till she sees this....

Wait till she sees this. (http://tshirtgroove.com/if-i-were-an-enzyme-id-be-dna-helicase-so-i-could-unzip-your-genes-t-shirt/)
Forum: Parenting 12-03-2010, 01:37 PM
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Posted By SteveDallas
wgYgl4OodeY

wgYgl4OodeY
Forum: Parenting 10-28-2010, 01:37 PM
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Posted By SteveDallas
BETELGEUSE! BETELGEUSE! BETELGEUSE!!

BETELGEUSE! BETELGEUSE! BETELGEUSE!!
Forum: Parenting 09-11-2010, 05:38 PM
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Posted By SteveDallas
It said, "You want empty calories... lots of...

It said, "You want empty calories... lots of em.... yummmmm just look at that cherry frosting!"
Forum: Parenting 09-11-2010, 05:36 PM
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Posted By SteveDallas
Oh, it was just a generic "Hi, I'm the PE...

Oh, it was just a generic "Hi, I'm the PE teacher, here's what we're doing this year, you have to be dressed appropriately for PE, you need a doctor's note to be excused, blah blah blah." Nothing...
Forum: Parenting 09-11-2010, 03:22 PM
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Posted By SteveDallas
"Why did you tear [the bottom of the sheet from...

"Why did you tear [the bottom of the sheet from school] off?"

"You're just supposed to sign the bottom part."

"Am I supposed to read the top part?"

"Naaah you don't need to."

"Uhhhh.....
Forum: Parenting 09-19-2009, 09:43 PM
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Views: 485,019
Posted By SteveDallas
So.... what'd you tell her???

So.... what'd you tell her???
Forum: Parenting 08-22-2009, 11:45 PM
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Posted By SteveDallas
A few days back Miss Dallas was, much against her...

A few days back Miss Dallas was, much against her will, helping Mrs. Dallas with the laundry. She thought it was absolutely hilarious that the Hanes boxer briefs I wear have pockets.

What she...
Forum: Parenting 06-09-2009, 10:25 AM
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Views: 485,019
Posted By SteveDallas
Impressive! Sign him up with the Defense...

Impressive! Sign him up with the Defense Department!! When we invade Denmark we'll be able to forage native materials to build firearms on the fly.
Forum: Parenting 05-23-2009, 11:41 AM
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Views: 485,019
Posted By SteveDallas
She didn't accidentally find your DVD of Caligula...

She didn't accidentally find your DVD of Caligula did she?
Forum: Parenting 01-27-2009, 09:59 AM
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Views: 485,019
Posted By SteveDallas
I had picked up Miss Dallas from choir practice...

I had picked up Miss Dallas from choir practice and we were heading off on another errand. She knew that while she was gone our contractor was supposed to drop off some blueprints for the alleged...
Forum: Parenting 12-19-2008, 09:00 PM
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Views: 485,019
Posted By SteveDallas
"I haven't figured out how to text and play...

"I haven't figured out how to text and play Guitar Hero at the same time."
Forum: Parenting 09-22-2008, 08:28 PM
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Posted By SteveDallas
For American History class, Miss Dallas had to...

For American History class, Miss Dallas had to complete a worksheet on the presidential election. There was on column each for McCain and Obama. They were supposed to fill in several boxes under...
Forum: Parenting 08-27-2008, 04:49 PM
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Views: 485,019
Posted By SteveDallas
"Yeah, kid... enjoy your childhood while you can....

"Yeah, kid... enjoy your childhood while you can. When you grow up you too will be so pathetic you drink stuff that tastes like paint."
Forum: Parenting 04-22-2008, 10:08 PM
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Views: 485,019
Posted By SteveDallas
A couple weeks back, my son asked, "Dad, can they...

A couple weeks back, my son asked, "Dad, can they send you to Fuji for throwing rocks at a car?"

"Umm... Fuji?"

"Yeah, you know . .. Fuji!"

"You can get in big trouble for that. But I don't...
Forum: Parenting 04-15-2008, 12:10 PM
Replies: 1,133
Views: 485,019
Posted By SteveDallas
I guess there's always room in the closet for...

I guess there's always room in the closet for Jello shoes.
Forum: Parenting 03-31-2008, 10:43 PM
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Views: 485,019
Posted By SteveDallas
His hair's getting longer.. just slightly more...

His hair's getting longer.. just slightly more than collar length now... but he hasn't done it in a ponytail recently.

In other news, my daughter is very eager to see Hillary Clinton lose. You...
Forum: Parenting 03-28-2008, 11:27 PM
Replies: 1,133
Views: 485,019
Posted By SteveDallas
Young Master Dallas has a bit part in a Gilbert &...

Young Master Dallas has a bit part in a Gilbert & Sullivan production at a local university. While backstage, one of the students dropped some profanity or other. Another one said, you probably...
Forum: Parenting 01-16-2008, 11:04 AM
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Posted By SteveDallas
My son (almost age 9) has been letting his hair...

My son (almost age 9) has been letting his hair grow out a bit. He wants a ponytail. He is now putting it up with a rubber band; the fact that the "ponytail" is currently about 1.5" in length does...
Forum: Parenting 01-11-2008, 11:38 PM
Replies: 1,133
Views: 485,019
Posted By SteveDallas
Did he get point off for not writing it in...

Did he get point off for not writing it in Spanish? ;)
Forum: Parenting 11-26-2007, 10:03 PM
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Views: 485,019
Posted By SteveDallas
hahah!

hahah!
Forum: Parenting 11-26-2007, 11:12 AM
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Views: 485,019
Posted By SteveDallas
I like it!!!

I like it!!!
Forum: Parenting 11-09-2007, 08:32 AM
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Views: 485,019
Posted By SteveDallas
Does that come with sausage gravy??

Does that come with sausage gravy??
Forum: Parenting 11-08-2007, 10:20 PM
Replies: 1,133
Views: 485,019
Posted By SteveDallas
Oh, good job aunt!! :rolleyes:

Oh, good job aunt!! :rolleyes:
Forum: Parenting 11-06-2007, 12:06 AM
Replies: 1,133
Views: 485,019
Posted By SteveDallas
Heh. When my daughter had just finished...

Heh. When my daughter had just finished kindergarten, we were signing her up for a summer day camp. There was a small mountain of paperwork to complete, and one of items was a list of camp rules...
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