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Forum: Image of the Day 12-12-2018, 06:05 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 145
Posted By Undertoad
or coke/meth

or coke/meth
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 12-12-2018, 08:23 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 831
Posted By Undertoad
Men of the thread, can you imagine being asked by...

Men of the thread, can you imagine being asked by a woman to have sex, in the beginning of a date, saying no, and then... OMG... having to endure the horror of being asked AGAIN later in the evening...
Forum: Nothingland 12-12-2018, 08:00 AM
Replies: 12,036
Views: 4,161,128
Posted By Undertoad
Whheeeeeeeee! well done.

Whheeeeeeeee! well done.
Forum: Politics 12-11-2018, 09:32 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 10,923
Posted By Undertoad
That's right. If you are going to use a burger as...

That's right. If you are going to use a burger as an economic index, you have to use the Big Mac. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Mac_Index)
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 12-11-2018, 09:24 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 831
Posted By Undertoad
:thumbsup: Riker stands, though - Deanna Troi is...

:thumbsup: Riker stands, though - Deanna Troi is his co-worker! And a direct report, a subordinate!

And what's more, everyone kind of conveniently forgets this, but they're in a military command...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 12-11-2018, 09:02 PM
Replies: 2,137
Views: 356,250
Posted By Undertoad
noticed in town ...

noticed in town

http://cellar.org/2017/phillyrims.jpg
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 12-11-2018, 07:16 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 831
Posted By Undertoad
I couldn't take my eyes off J's tits on our...

I couldn't take my eyes off J's tits on our second date, was that rapey?

TBF she was wearing something you wouldn't wear on the job. Well, office jobs.

This whole putting harassment into it is...
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 12-11-2018, 06:49 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 831
Posted By Undertoad
A gradient is the opposite of a line. Literally

A gradient is the opposite of a line. Literally
Forum: Nothingland 12-11-2018, 06:38 PM
Replies: 618
Views: 106,123
Posted By Undertoad
Yuh left teat off the list for a reason?

Yuh left teat off the list for a reason?
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 12-11-2018, 02:49 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 831
Posted By Undertoad
Then please do define where the overlap occurs!

Then please do define where the overlap occurs!
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 12-11-2018, 02:38 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 831
Posted By Undertoad
"bugging them about it" and "being a bit of a...

"bugging them about it" and "being a bit of a creep" is not "rapey". That is "annoying". We should have gotten definitions straight before proceeding

Also, remember the rules of paying attention...
Forum: Image of the Day 12-11-2018, 01:04 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 225
Posted By Undertoad
The Cellar co-founder is a pilot, and tells a...

The Cellar co-founder is a pilot, and tells a story about how she landed at PHL one night when she had to declare emergency... she was up in the air and smelled smoke, and detected a loss of engine...
Forum: Nothingland 12-11-2018, 12:46 PM
Replies: 618
Views: 106,123
Posted By Undertoad
split milk is a pita! gets all stinky right quick

split milk is a pita! gets all stinky right quick
Forum: The Internet 12-10-2018, 09:57 PM
Replies: 2,068
Views: 466,203
Posted By Undertoad
The french don't need to riot, they don't need...

The french don't need to riot, they don't need fuel taxes, they have already done their part

http://cellar.org/2017/carbonnations.jpg
Forum: Arts & Entertainment 12-10-2018, 08:39 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 831
Posted By Undertoad
~ UT's bait is always top rate! ~ ...

~ UT's bait is always top rate! ~



Unless he knows she wants to stay.

We know that: musically. At the end of the call and response verses, they BOTH sing the line "Baby it's cold outside"....
Forum: Current Events 12-10-2018, 04:57 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 816
Posted By Undertoad
Well that must be why Dutch company Philips makes...

Well that must be why Dutch company Philips makes all its light bulbs in...

...wait for it...

London.

Oh! But by that I mean... surprise...

London, Ontario.
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 12-10-2018, 11:52 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 5,136
Posted By Undertoad
Honey buzzard don't care! Honey buzzard is a...

Honey buzzard don't care! Honey buzzard is a badass!
Forum: Sports 12-10-2018, 10:46 AM
Replies: 85
Views: 3,897
Posted By Undertoad
That was about as even as we get, I don't call it...

That was about as even as we get, I don't call it a loss with that freak finish in OT. Sad that (hard-working backup CB) Rasul Douglas gets credit for a pass breakup and giving up a TD. Birds...
Forum: Sports 12-10-2018, 08:27 AM
Replies: 85
Views: 3,897
Posted By Undertoad
At least I had Amari, sheesh

At least I had Amari, sheesh
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 12-09-2018, 10:19 PM
Replies: 2,837
Views: 491,253
Posted By Undertoad
sounds like a helicopter

sounds like a helicopter
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 12-09-2018, 03:26 PM
Replies: 1,422
Views: 353,714
Posted By Undertoad
Well it's a game. You parachute in, find whatever...

Well it's a game. You parachute in, find whatever guns you might find. If you kill someone, you can loot what they have; meanwhile you go from location to location finding more things. But you may be...
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 12-09-2018, 01:27 PM
Replies: 1,422
Views: 353,714
Posted By Undertoad
Well it's a game. In PubG even a Red Dot scope is...

Well it's a game. In PubG even a Red Dot scope is very helpful (1.5 optics and a red dot crosshair), and that can attach to some pistols, but not the Uzi. In game, it means you drop the 9mm Uzi for a...
Forum: Home Base 12-09-2018, 12:23 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 139
Posted By Undertoad
new sniglet

"oldmanscaping" ...a term for the hair trimming you do only as an older dude

Ysee I have these two hairs that grow out of my ear, now.
Forum: Quality Images and Videos 12-09-2018, 12:15 PM
Replies: 1,422
Views: 353,714
Posted By Undertoad
The UZI seems almost useless in Playerunknown's...

The UZI seems almost useless in Playerunknown's Battlegrounds because you can't attach a scope.
Forum: Politics 12-09-2018, 11:35 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 10,923
Posted By Undertoad
The 35 hour workers are also getting fewer hours...

The 35 hour workers are also getting fewer hours now.

35 hours x $15 x 4 weeks x 3 months = $6300/qtr (gross)

35 hours x $11 x 4 weeks x 3 months = $4620/qtr

They should be making $1632...
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