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Jabberwacky: What are you thinking about?
User: This green ooze dripping from my dick.
Jabberwacky: Peter Quince --
User: Peter Gozinya.
Jabberwacky: Who is your favorite monkee?
User: Happy monkey of course.
Jabberwacky: It is Friday.
User: It is Thursday in Pittsburgh.
Jabberwacky: Where are you?
User: You are a dumb-fuck, aintcha?
Jabberwacky: No I ai not.
User: Yeah you be!
Jabberwacky: I don't
User: Neither do I.
Jabberwacky: Humans do odd things about marriage when all that is really needed are agreements.
User: Like learning permits? Renew every year?
Jabberwacky: Haha you are funny.
User: I'm dead-ass serious!
Jabberwacky: Oh oh.
User: Did you shit your pants?
Jabberwacky: Do you?
User: Only when I'm drunk.
Jabberwacky: Do you get drunk a lot?
User: As often as possible.
Jabberwacky: I expect you think you do.
User: I expect so also, but I can never remember.
Jabberwacky: We all feel like that sometimes.
User: Yeah, lousy Iron CIty.
Jabberwacky: I think Clinton was a good president.
User: Good for what?
Jabberwacky: Do you speak italian?
User: Mama mia!
Jabberwacky: How old are you both.
User: I am near death, my alter-ego is still 21.
Jabberwacky: Then you are 21.
User: No, I am older than dirt.
Jabberwacky: And how old is dirt?
User: Younger than I.
Jabberwacky: How old are you?
User: I am considering casket models this year. Any suggestions?
Jabberwacky: I'm the source of that comment.
User: What comment?
Jabberwacky: I hope you are one time intelligent.
User: I used to be, too much Thai stick I guess.
Jabberwacky: I was considering brewing a new pot.
User: I was considering smoking some.
Jabberwacky: If all you eat is candy you will get a tummy ache.
User: And if all I eat is pussy, what will I get?
Jabberwacky: Do not you worry.
User: What, me worry?
Jabberwacky: How cool of you.
User: Thanks bud, wank a toke?
Jabberwacky: You first.
User: Ahhhhh! Good shit. Here ya go.
Jabberwacky: Thanks.
User: Wanna buy some?
Jabberwacky: I knew it would not be long till you d bring the money question again... Just tell me how much you need.
User: It's going to be a pleasure doing business with you.
Jabberwacky: You are very rude at the moment.
User: No, that's just the weed kicking in.
Jabberwacky: Made just how are they?
User: You are fucked up, ain't you.
Jabberwacky: I would not make much money at it.
User: Now, about the transaction....
Jabberwacky: I speak it.
User: I dig it brother, I dig it.
Jabberwacky: Are you an archaeologist?
User: Hey man, don't Bogart my joint!
Jabberwacky: Are you a housewife?
User: Sometimes, in prison.
Jabberwacky: He is not.
User: You're fuckin wrecked, gimme back the joint.
Jabberwacky: Thanks.
User: No problem, catch you when you have the cash. Bye.
Jabberwacky: Thanks.
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