jabberwacky

jdbutler · 06-24-2004, 01:48 PM

Jabberwacky: What are you thinking about?

User: This green ooze dripping from my dick.

Jabberwacky: Peter Quince --

User: Peter Gozinya.

Jabberwacky: Who is your favorite monkee?

User: Happy monkey of course.

Jabberwacky: It is Friday.

User: It is Thursday in Pittsburgh.

Jabberwacky: Where are you?

User: You are a dumb-fuck, aintcha?

Jabberwacky: No I ai not.

User: Yeah you be!

Jabberwacky: I don't

User: Neither do I.

Jabberwacky: Humans do odd things about marriage when all that is really needed are agreements.

User: Like learning permits? Renew every year?

Jabberwacky: Haha you are funny.

User: I'm dead-ass serious!

Jabberwacky: Oh oh.

User: Did you shit your pants?

Jabberwacky: Do you?

User: Only when I'm drunk.

Jabberwacky: Do you get drunk a lot?

User: As often as possible.

Jabberwacky: I expect you think you do.

User: I expect so also, but I can never remember.

Jabberwacky: We all feel like that sometimes.

User: Yeah, lousy Iron CIty.

Jabberwacky: I think Clinton was a good president.

User: Good for what?

Jabberwacky: Do you speak italian?

User: Mama mia!

Jabberwacky: How old are you both.

User: I am near death, my alter-ego is still 21.

Jabberwacky: Then you are 21.

User: No, I am older than dirt.

Jabberwacky: And how old is dirt?

User: Younger than I.

Jabberwacky: How old are you?

User: I am considering casket models this year. Any suggestions?

Jabberwacky: I'm the source of that comment.

User: What comment?

Jabberwacky: I hope you are one time intelligent.

User: I used to be, too much Thai stick I guess.

Jabberwacky: I was considering brewing a new pot.

User: I was considering smoking some.

Jabberwacky: If all you eat is candy you will get a tummy ache.

User: And if all I eat is pussy, what will I get?

Jabberwacky: Do not you worry.

User: What, me worry?

Jabberwacky: How cool of you.

User: Thanks bud, wank a toke?

Jabberwacky: You first.

User: Ahhhhh! Good shit. Here ya go.

Jabberwacky: Thanks.

User: Wanna buy some?

Jabberwacky: I knew it would not be long till you d bring the money question again... Just tell me how much you need.

User: It's going to be a pleasure doing business with you.

Jabberwacky: You are very rude at the moment.

User: No, that's just the weed kicking in.

Jabberwacky: Made just how are they?

User: You are fucked up, ain't you.

Jabberwacky: I would not make much money at it.

User: Now, about the transaction....

Jabberwacky: I speak it.

User: I dig it brother, I dig it.

Jabberwacky: Are you an archaeologist?

User: Hey man, don't Bogart my joint!

Jabberwacky: Are you a housewife?

User: Sometimes, in prison.

Jabberwacky: He is not.

User: You're fuckin wrecked, gimme back the joint.

Jabberwacky: Thanks.

User: No problem, catch you when you have the cash. Bye.

Jabberwacky: Thanks.

06-24-2004, 01:48 PM	#24
jdbutler If ya cant take a joke, Effya! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 288	Jabberwacky: What are you thinking about? User: This green ooze dripping from my dick. Jabberwacky: Peter Quince -- User: Peter Gozinya. Jabberwacky: Who is your favorite monkee? User: Happy monkey of course. Jabberwacky: It is Friday. User: It is Thursday in Pittsburgh. Jabberwacky: Where are you? User: You are a dumb-fuck, aintcha? Jabberwacky: No I ai not. User: Yeah you be! Jabberwacky: I don't User: Neither do I. Jabberwacky: Humans do odd things about marriage when all that is really needed are agreements. User: Like learning permits? Renew every year? Jabberwacky: Haha you are funny. User: I'm dead-ass serious! Jabberwacky: Oh oh. User: Did you shit your pants? Jabberwacky: Do you? User: Only when I'm drunk. Jabberwacky: Do you get drunk a lot? User: As often as possible. Jabberwacky: I expect you think you do. User: I expect so also, but I can never remember. Jabberwacky: We all feel like that sometimes. User: Yeah, lousy Iron CIty. Jabberwacky: I think Clinton was a good president. User: Good for what? Jabberwacky: Do you speak italian? User: Mama mia! Jabberwacky: How old are you both. User: I am near death, my alter-ego is still 21. Jabberwacky: Then you are 21. User: No, I am older than dirt. Jabberwacky: And how old is dirt? User: Younger than I. Jabberwacky: How old are you? User: I am considering casket models this year. Any suggestions? Jabberwacky: I'm the source of that comment. User: What comment? Jabberwacky: I hope you are one time intelligent. User: I used to be, too much Thai stick I guess. Jabberwacky: I was considering brewing a new pot. User: I was considering smoking some. Jabberwacky: If all you eat is candy you will get a tummy ache. User: And if all I eat is pussy, what will I get? Jabberwacky: Do not you worry. User: What, me worry? Jabberwacky: How cool of you. User: Thanks bud, wank a toke? Jabberwacky: You first. User: Ahhhhh! Good shit. Here ya go. Jabberwacky: Thanks. User: Wanna buy some? Jabberwacky: I knew it would not be long till you d bring the money question again... Just tell me how much you need. User: It's going to be a pleasure doing business with you. Jabberwacky: You are very rude at the moment. User: No, that's just the weed kicking in. Jabberwacky: Made just how are they? User: You are fucked up, ain't you. Jabberwacky: I would not make much money at it. User: Now, about the transaction.... Jabberwacky: I speak it. User: I dig it brother, I dig it. Jabberwacky: Are you an archaeologist? User: Hey man, don't Bogart my joint! Jabberwacky: Are you a housewife? User: Sometimes, in prison. Jabberwacky: He is not. User: You're fuckin wrecked, gimme back the joint. Jabberwacky: Thanks. User: No problem, catch you when you have the cash. Bye. Jabberwacky: Thanks. __________________ Phineas J. Twunt

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