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Most happily committed couples consist of two people whose hearts have sliced diced, and julienned in the Vegamatic of Life[tm]. At least you didn't split a few years and a couple of offspring later. As a matter of fact, you sundered *so* early on that you can rationalize that you were sexually incompatible anyway (men can be *very* good at this process). Maybe your next date will be with somebody named Fellatia....
- editor (bruce morgen)

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