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dar512 · 08-12-2004, 01:50 PM

Very nice UT. You must be good.

I'm very green, but I've been having fun playing bass with a local jazz band -- learning more than I ever thought I'd want to know about walking bass lines.

Here's another musician joke:

Three guys are sitting at a bar.

#1: "...Yeah, I make $75,000 a year after taxes."
#2: "What do you do for a living?"
#1: "I'm a stockbroker. How much do you make?
#2: "I should clear $60,000 this year."
#1: "What do you do?"
#2: "I'm an architect."
The third guy has been sitting there quietly, staring into his beer, when the others turn to him.
#2: "Hey, how much do you make per year?"
#3: "Gee...hmmm...I guess about $13,000."
#1: "Oh yeah? What kind of strings do you use?"

08-12-2004, 01:50 PM	#12
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Very nice UT. You must be good. I'm very green, but I've been having fun playing bass with a local jazz band -- learning more than I ever thought I'd want to know about walking bass lines. Here's another musician joke: Three guys are sitting at a bar. #1: "...Yeah, I make $75,000 a year after taxes." #2: "What do you do for a living?" #1: "I'm a stockbroker. How much do you make? #2: "I should clear $60,000 this year." #1: "What do you do?" #2: "I'm an architect." The third guy has been sitting there quietly, staring into his beer, when the others turn to him. #2: "Hey, how much do you make per year?" #3: "Gee...hmmm...I guess about $13,000." #1: "Oh yeah? What kind of strings do you use?"