SM isn't the only one with gigs!

dar512 · 08-12-2004, 01:50 PM

Very nice UT. You must be good.

I'm very green, but I've been having fun playing bass with a local jazz band -- learning more than I ever thought I'd want to know about walking bass lines.

Here's another musician joke:

Three guys are sitting at a bar.

#1: "...Yeah, I make $75,000 a year after taxes."
#2: "What do you do for a living?"
#1: "I'm a stockbroker. How much do you make?
#2: "I should clear $60,000 this year."
#1: "What do you do?"
#2: "I'm an architect."
The third guy has been sitting there quietly, staring into his beer, when the others turn to him.
#2: "Hey, how much do you make per year?"
#3: "Gee...hmmm...I guess about $13,000."
#1: "Oh yeah? What kind of strings do you use?"

Elspode · 08-12-2004, 03:32 PM

Why do roadies never count past two during sound check?

They're afraid someone will make them pick something up...

warch · 08-12-2004, 04:44 PM

Attaboy Tony! Youre gonna be a road dog.
Get a good gig bag, pack light. Eat lots of fiber.

How many female singers does it take to sing a Patsy Cline cover?

Apparently, all of them. (rim shot)

08-12-2004, 01:50 PM	#1
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Very nice UT. You must be good. I'm very green, but I've been having fun playing bass with a local jazz band -- learning more than I ever thought I'd want to know about walking bass lines. Here's another musician joke: Three guys are sitting at a bar. #1: "...Yeah, I make $75,000 a year after taxes." #2: "What do you do for a living?" #1: "I'm a stockbroker. How much do you make? #2: "I should clear $60,000 this year." #1: "What do you do?" #2: "I'm an architect." The third guy has been sitting there quietly, staring into his beer, when the others turn to him. #2: "Hey, how much do you make per year?" #3: "Gee...hmmm...I guess about $13,000." #1: "Oh yeah? What kind of strings do you use?"

08-12-2004, 03:32 PM	#2
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Why do roadies never count past two during sound check? They're afraid someone will make them pick something up... __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

08-12-2004, 04:44 PM	#3
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	Attaboy Tony! Youre gonna be a road dog. Get a good gig bag, pack light. Eat lots of fiber. How many female singers does it take to sing a Patsy Cline cover? Apparently, all of them. (rim shot)

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