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Elspode's patented method for making phone solicitors hang up on *you*:
"Hello?"
"Hello, Mr Chambers! Bob with Window Pros, here. Say, I'm calling you today because you requested information on our products at the Home Show."
"Bob, that's great! Yeah, I need all new windows, siding, a sun room and awnings!"
"Well, fine, Mr Chambers. Now, when can I call on you to look at your home."
"How about tomorrow evening Bob, say, about 6:00? I should be home from my bankruptcy hearing by then."
Click.
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