If you call me

Elspode · 02-23-2007, 04:05 PM

Elspode's patented method for making phone solicitors hang up on *you*:

"Hello?"

"Hello, Mr Chambers! Bob with Window Pros, here. Say, I'm calling you today because you requested information on our products at the Home Show."

"Bob, that's great! Yeah, I need all new windows, siding, a sun room and awnings!"

"Well, fine, Mr Chambers. Now, when can I call on you to look at your home."

"How about tomorrow evening Bob, say, about 6:00? I should be home from my bankruptcy hearing by then."

Click.

02-23-2007, 04:05 PM	#1
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Elspode's patented method for making phone solicitors hang up on you: "Hello?" "Hello, Mr Chambers! Bob with Window Pros, here. Say, I'm calling you today because you requested information on our products at the Home Show." "Bob, that's great! Yeah, I need all new windows, siding, a sun room and awnings!" "Well, fine, Mr Chambers. Now, when can I call on you to look at your home." "How about tomorrow evening Bob, say, about 6:00? I should be home from my bankruptcy hearing by then." Click. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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