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Old 03-15-2008, 02:27 AM   #11
Elspode
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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Okay, I gotta ask...WTF is it with you and professors? You know, I've checked, and idolatry is *not* considered to be a good thing, in general.

You can get so much more mileage out of common rabble than you can out of academic garbage.

If you'd just PM me your physical address, I would *so* drive to your town, regale you with English Lit prurience, and then willingly succumb to your advances once you'd been beset by my scruffy literate charms.

I'd even forge a diploma, if it would help.

Get over it. Please?
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