Okay, I gotta ask...WTF is it with you and professors? You know, I've checked, and idolatry is *not* considered to be a good thing, in general.
You can get so much more mileage out of common rabble than you can out of academic garbage.
If you'd just PM me your physical address, I would *so* drive to your town, regale you with English Lit prurience, and then willingly succumb to your advances once you'd been beset by my scruffy literate charms.
I'd even forge a diploma, if it would help.
Get over it. Please?
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