Maybe I did a bad thing?

[Elspode]

Okay, I gotta ask...WTF is it with you and professors? You know, I've checked, and idolatry is *not* considered to be a good thing, in general.

You can get so much more mileage out of common rabble than you can out of academic garbage.

If you'd just PM me your physical address, I would *so* drive to your town, regale you with English Lit prurience, and then willingly succumb to your advances once you'd been beset by my scruffy literate charms.

I'd even forge a diploma, if it would help.

Get over it. Please?

[lushchocolateswirl]

Well in that case get on a plane and come here .

I'm ........ummm ..........in need of tutoring

[Trilby]

Originally Posted by Elspode

Okay, I gotta ask...WTF is it with you and professors? You know, I've checked, and idolatry is *not* considered to be a good thing, in general.

You can get so much more mileage out of common rabble than you can out of academic garbage.

If you'd just PM me your physical address, I would *so* drive to your town, regale you with English Lit prurience, and then willingly succumb to your advances once you'd been beset by my scruffy literate charms.

I'd even forge a diploma, if it would help.

Get over it. Please?

It's a Daddy thing. I have insight but I can't fix the problem. And it's true--I totally do idolize these creeps. I KNOW they are creeps in their soul but I am blindsided by their brilliance (I've a feeling they've all tiny penii, though, based upon body type) and I LOVE their way with words. I'm very aural.

Ok. I'm PM'ing you, but your wife won't like it.

I want nothing MORE than to get over it. I've even got a therapist and everything. I'm even reading Eckert Tolle!! I'm doing candle work and crystal work and retail therapy and...and...

My therapist says I need to quit thinking/acting like some stupid victim and tell myself a different story about myself and believe it (eventually).

[xoxoxoBruce]

Originally Posted by Elspode

Okay, I gotta ask...WTF is it with you and professors? You know, I've checked, and idolatry is *not* considered to be a good thing, in general.

In a "previous life" she was worshiped for her body, and now wants to be worshiped for her mind. That leaves those of us that do both, in a catch 22. Kind of a conundrum wrapped in a condom.