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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs
Hey! I have hair. You're just not looking at the right head.
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
I'm surprised you don't shave that too. Don't really know why, just thought you would. 
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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs
Trimmed. Why make you floss? 
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Quite appropriately for this thread, this reminds me of the most unkind nickname I have heard.
Chap I knew at Uni had been circumcised as a baby, and it had gone wrong, become infected, and required a skin graft from his thigh. Various other issues developed - growth problems, pain (which may partly explain the fact that he was somewhat of a jerk, but I digress) but also, as he aged, the skin transplanted from his thigh developed follicles and started sprouting hair.
Nickname: Bottlebrush