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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

Hey! I have hair. You're just not looking at the right head.

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

I'm surprised you don't shave that too. Don't really know why, just thought you would.

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

Trimmed. Why make you floss?

Quite appropriately for this thread, this reminds me of the most unkind nickname I have heard.

Chap I knew at Uni had been circumcised as a baby, and it had gone wrong, become infected, and required a skin graft from his thigh. Various other issues developed - growth problems, pain (which may partly explain the fact that he was somewhat of a jerk, but I digress) but also, as he aged, the skin transplanted from his thigh developed follicles and started sprouting hair.

Nickname: Bottlebrush