1. How does one 'Jarf', mon.
Usually after too much drinkin'
2. How often do you change your sheets?
Yes
3. Does Pat really have 2 penises?
He sure as hell talks like it
4. Does the left brain know that love is fleeting?
I only have a right brain
5. What color is the number 2?
large
6. Go back in time and kill one person in the cradle. who?
the first, that way they're all gone
7. crimson or clover?
over and over
8. Where's the beef?
9. ketchup or mustard on your hotdog?
neither
10. Which of the previous questions is the only one that really matters?
This one