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Originally Posted by Cicero
They also carry pasties to stick to the pads of your pups feet so their pads don't get so cold...still thinking about it...  |
Okay, I'm in major need of psychiatric attention because when I saw that you're going to get PASTIES FOR YOUR DOG my mind went straight to the freaking GUTTER.
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Reminds me of a special election several years ago when I was married to my ex-husband. He was very much into politics. I went to vote and obtained two of those small oval "I Voted" stickers. I visited the restroom at the polling place to apply the stickers before heading home. Finding my husband on the couch, glued to the election coverage, I stood in front of the tv screen, unbuttoned my blouse, showed off my new stickers, and in my most sultry voice purred, "Hey, baby, wanna watch the returns?"
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He was neither amused nor interested.
WTF is wrong with men? Now lemme ask the men of this auspicious cellar, if your woman did that for you, wouldn't you at least be amused, if not aroused?