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[impress]

Originally Posted by Cicero

They also carry pasties to stick to the pads of your pups feet so their pads don't get so cold...still thinking about it...

Okay, I'm in major need of psychiatric attention because when I saw that you're going to get PASTIES FOR YOUR DOG my mind went straight to the freaking GUTTER.

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Reminds me of a special election several years ago when I was married to my ex-husband. He was very much into politics. I went to vote and obtained two of those small oval "I Voted" stickers. I visited the restroom at the polling place to apply the stickers before heading home. Finding my husband on the couch, glued to the election coverage, I stood in front of the tv screen, unbuttoned my blouse, showed off my new stickers, and in my most sultry voice purred, "Hey, baby, wanna watch the returns?"
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He was neither amused nor interested.

WTF is wrong with men? Now lemme ask the men of this auspicious cellar, if your woman did that for you, wouldn't you at least be amused, if not aroused?

[Cicero]

Originally Posted by impress

PASTIES FOR YOUR DOG my mind went straight to the freaking GUTTER.

I didn't say pasties for my dog I said pasties for my dogs feet. Because that's what they are called. I'm sorry if you can apply sick humor to pasties because so can I, but in this scenario, don't, because it lacks all good form or class.

That's funny because you also compared it to an anecdote that doesn't even work. What's wrong appears to be you.

I don't like sexual innuendo about my dog. Because I don't think it's funny. I really fucking don't. I'm tired of hearing it. That's like making sexual innuendo about someone's kid. Think about that, while I think about not posting my dog's photos anymore.

Joke not well met, nor story well received. *sigh*



Pasties pasties pasties, hard de har, tee hee hee. I'm getting pasties for my puppy...lol hahahaaa. Get over it. I don't want to hear it. Get all the laffs out now while I still have a scratch of patience with this.


.........ok

I've over-reacted here...Please just make sexual remarks in the other threads, and pose the questions about your breast stickers in the relationship or sex thread, I don't like them brushed up next to my puppy.