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Shawnee123 · 03-19-2009, 08:05 AM

Actually said:

Guy in bar, thinking he was funny and yelling across to me: Hey, you ever heard of 60 second sex?

Me: No

Him: Gotta minute? (hardy har har)

All heads turn to me

Me: OK, but what are we going to do with the other 45 seconds?

The crowd roars. Did this man not KNOW me?

03-19-2009, 08:05 AM	#1
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Actually said: Guy in bar, thinking he was funny and yelling across to me: Hey, you ever heard of 60 second sex? Me: No Him: Gotta minute? (hardy har har) All heads turn to me Me: OK, but what are we going to do with the other 45 seconds? The crowd roars. Did this man not KNOW me? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby