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03-19-2009, 08:05 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Guy in bar, thinking he was funny and yelling across to me: Hey, you ever heard of 60 second sex? Me: No Him: Gotta minute? (hardy har har) All heads turn to me Me: OK, but what are we going to do with the other 45 seconds? The crowd roars. Did this man not KNOW me? 
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03-19-2009, 08:21 AM
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why so serious
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so..... did he have one of those wtf she talkin about, looks. |
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03-19-2009, 08:26 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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His face got really red, and he slunk away by way of looking back down at his beer. He's one of those guys who thinks he's really funny, but isn't. :p SMACK. DOWN.
Is slunk a word?
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