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					Originally Posted by  BigV
					 
				 
				It is  Oyster Festival time again!
 
Tonight is the opening round of this year's competition.  I am the reigning champion, and I intend to compete tonight at 6 pm at Chinook's on Nickerson at Fisherman's Terminal.  I am undefeated in eight contests, prelims and finals in 2004, 2005, 2006, and 2007.
 
I expect the same result of this ninth contest.  I've asked Tink to be document the performance.  The finals are at the end of the month.  I'll report the results when I have them.
 
Wish me luck!  
			
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 Another year, another plate of oysters.
This is the qualifying round, next week is the final competition.  I wish my cameraman had let the tape run for another ten or fifteen seconds so I could see how far back second place was. I have to get a better start too.  Some of these people started on 3 - 2 - 
1, and I, sucker that I am, started on "Slurp!".  No biggie.  I still crushed them.  Puny earthlings.
Stay tuned for the finals next Friday!  If any of you are in the area, come on over, introduce yourself.  We'll have a great time.