I often fart when I masturbate.
Sorry to be honest in a thread where everymost people are joking.
But it's a peculiarity that I've never dared raise before.
Also, I was never a serious smoker; but if I smoked alone I found I really needed to poo. No connection I could think of, but it invariably happened. Usually I only ever smoked in company - on nights out - and it was never an issue.
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