Do You Fart When You Cum?

Sundae · 03-31-2010, 03:25 PM

I often fart when I masturbate.
Sorry to be honest in a thread where everymost people are joking.
But it's a peculiarity that I've never dared raise before.

Also, I was never a serious smoker; but if I smoked alone I found I really needed to poo. No connection I could think of, but it invariably happened. Usually I only ever smoked in company - on nights out - and it was never an issue.

Flint · 03-31-2010, 04:07 PM

If one were to fart while cumming, it should be a long squeaker with a prominent pitch-bend. In my opinion.

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03-31-2010, 04:07 PM	#2
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	If one were to fart while cumming, it should be a long squeaker with a prominent pitch-bend. In my opinion. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

03-31-2010, 03:25 PM	#1
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I often fart when I masturbate. Sorry to be honest in a thread where everymost people are joking. But it's a peculiarity that I've never dared raise before. Also, I was never a serious smoker; but if I smoked alone I found I really needed to poo. No connection I could think of, but it invariably happened. Usually I only ever smoked in company - on nights out - and it was never an issue.

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