[classicman]

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch-less panties in an
attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.

She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the
sofa opposite her husband.

At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times
till her husband says... "Are you wearing crotch-less panties?"

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

"Thank God - I thought you sat on the cat."

.....He never heard the gunshot.