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01-04-2011, 11:38 AM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch-less panties in an
attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times till her husband says... "Are you wearing crotch-less panties?" "Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile. "Thank God - I thought you sat on the cat." .....He never heard the gunshot.
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01-04-2011, 06:34 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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