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Old 03-24-2009, 12:16 AM   #80
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Originally Posted by BigV View Post
It is Oyster Festival time again!

Tonight is the opening round of this year's competition. I am the reigning champion, and I intend to compete tonight at 6 pm at Chinook's on Nickerson at Fisherman's Terminal. I am undefeated in eight contests, prelims and finals in 2004, 2005, 2006, and 2007.

I expect the same result of this ninth contest. I've asked Tink to be document the performance. The finals are at the end of the month. I'll report the results when I have them.

Wish me luck!
Another year, another plate of oysters.

This is the qualifying round, next week is the final competition. I wish my cameraman had let the tape run for another ten or fifteen seconds so I could see how far back second place was. I have to get a better start too. Some of these people started on 3 - 2 - 1, and I, sucker that I am, started on "Slurp!". No biggie. I still crushed them. Puny earthlings.

Stay tuned for the finals next Friday! If any of you are in the area, come on over, introduce yourself. We'll have a great time.

Also a very stable genius.
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