Dubious Urban Legends

Flint · 01-30-2010, 10:43 AM

The Legend of Monstradongus. Sources maintain that the modern form of sexually-charged rhetoric prevalent in hip-hop culture was originated in large part by this lesser-known brother of Nostradamus. Monstradongus, like his brother, was prone to predictive rhymes. Much of his body of work, however, centered on the prediction of whether bitches would be cummin'. The answer was, overwhelmingly, an emphatic "YES!"

Monstradongus is also thought to have originated a mode of fashion consisting of wearing a large timepiece around the neck (now popularized by the rapper Flavor Flav). In the case of Monstradongus, the timepiece was referred to as the "Cum Clock" and was set to perform a countdown towards a time when bitches would be cummin'. Consequently, the Cum Clock was constantly sounding. Monstradongus considered it a point of personal pride that he could continue to persuade fine bitches to get busy with him, despite this loud, clangorous distraction.

Also, he had a huge wang.

lumberjim · 01-30-2010, 11:08 AM

cock

ZenGum · 01-30-2010, 08:12 PM

What does Monstradongus predict for 2012?

lumberjim · 01-30-2010, 10:00 PM

don't click this link. It's totaly NSFW and certainly fake anyway.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-31-2010, 01:22 AM

Was that from, "Angels with Dirty Faces"?

ZenGum · 01-31-2010, 01:31 AM

That URL sure wears its heart on its sleeve.

toranokaze · 01-31-2010, 04:38 AM

My antivirus flagged that site.

Flint · 01-31-2010, 11:22 AM

Fake cocks are teh ghey.

ZenGum · 02-01-2010, 08:02 AM

Naw, fake cocks are teh lez.

Gravdigr · 02-23-2010, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

don't click this link. It's totaly NSFW and certainly fake anyway.

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Was that from, "Angels with Dirty Faces"?

I think it was "The Black Stallion".

Reminds me of this.

01-30-2010, 10:43 AM	#1
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Dubious Urban Legends The Legend of Monstradongus. Sources maintain that the modern form of sexually-charged rhetoric prevalent in hip-hop culture was originated in large part by this lesser-known brother of Nostradamus. Monstradongus, like his brother, was prone to predictive rhymes. Much of his body of work, however, centered on the prediction of whether bitches would be cummin'. The answer was, overwhelmingly, an emphatic "YES!" Monstradongus is also thought to have originated a mode of fashion consisting of wearing a large timepiece around the neck (now popularized by the rapper Flavor Flav). In the case of Monstradongus, the timepiece was referred to as the "Cum Clock" and was set to perform a countdown towards a time when bitches would be cummin'. Consequently, the Cum Clock was constantly sounding. Monstradongus considered it a point of personal pride that he could continue to persuade fine bitches to get busy with him, despite this loud, clangorous distraction. Also, he had a huge wang. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

01-30-2010, 11:08 AM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	cock __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-30-2010, 08:12 PM	#3
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	What does Monstradongus predict for 2012? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

01-30-2010, 10:00 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	don't click this link. It's totaly NSFW and certainly fake anyway. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-31-2010, 01:22 AM	#5
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Was that from, "Angels with Dirty Faces"? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-31-2010, 01:31 AM	#6
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	That URL sure wears its heart on its sleeve. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

01-31-2010, 04:38 AM	#7
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	My antivirus flagged that site. __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

01-31-2010, 11:22 AM	#8
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Fake cocks are teh ghey. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

02-01-2010, 08:02 AM	#9
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Naw, fake cocks are teh lez. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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