Australia as seen by Americans

xoxoxoBruce · 12-03-2013, 11:22 AM

Highly inaccurate, but funny, none the less.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/simoncrerar/...n-by-americans

fargon · 12-03-2013, 01:11 PM

It is funny.

Aliantha · 12-03-2013, 04:30 PM

Funny, but not hard to believe.

infinite monkey · 12-04-2013, 08:27 AM

Gravdigr · 12-04-2013, 02:14 PM

Glatt don't want Jersy here. Jersy don't wanna be here.

Gravdigr · 12-04-2013, 02:22 PM

Sooo...where are the dropbears?

I saw spiders, snakes, crocodiles, more spiders, more snakes, some P. Shermans, whatever the hell they are...

WHERE are the dropbears???

Also, are there werekangaroos? Cuz werekangaroos sound scary as fuck.

ETA: And not a Bruce in sight.

Big Sarge · 12-06-2013, 01:50 AM

Marsupials evolved in Australia (primarily). How long will it take Australian women to evolve into marsupials. I've seen some pictures of Australian women with what appear to be pouches.

Big Sarge · 12-09-2013, 06:44 AM

ali, you know I was just picking at you. no offense was meant

Aliantha · 12-09-2013, 07:10 AM

Of course Sarge. lol

DanaC · 12-09-2013, 07:40 AM

Sarge, you're so funny :p

Big Sarge · 12-09-2013, 05:02 PM

I simply worry about offending the beautiful women on here. The rest I don't give a damn about

Sundae · 12-10-2013, 04:36 AM

"All women are beautiful under the skin" Ed Gein.

Big Sarge · 12-13-2013, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

"All women are beautiful under the skin" Ed Gein.

cool. i'll skin the next girl I go out with and start making a skin suit. this is going to be fun!!

DanaC · 12-13-2013, 11:27 AM

Hahahahah.

It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.

12-03-2013, 11:22 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Australia as seen by Americans Highly inaccurate, but funny, none the less. http://www.buzzfeed.com/simoncrerar/...n-by-americans __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-03-2013, 01:11 PM	#2
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	It is funny. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

12-03-2013, 04:30 PM	#3
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Funny, but not hard to believe. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-04-2013, 02:14 PM	#5
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Glatt don't want Jersy here. Jersy don't wanna be here. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-04-2013, 02:22 PM	#6
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Sooo...where are the dropbears? I saw spiders, snakes, crocodiles, more spiders, more snakes, some P. Shermans, whatever the hell they are... WHERE are the dropbears??? Also, are there werekangaroos? Cuz werekangaroos sound scary as fuck. ETA: And not a Bruce in sight. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-04-2013, 08:27 AM	#4
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12-06-2013, 01:50 AM	#7
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Marsupials evolved in Australia (primarily). How long will it take Australian women to evolve into marsupials. I've seen some pictures of Australian women with what appear to be pouches. __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

12-09-2013, 06:44 AM	#8
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	ali, you know I was just picking at you. no offense was meant __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

12-09-2013, 07:10 AM	#9
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Of course Sarge. lol __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-09-2013, 05:02 PM	#11
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	I simply worry about offending the beautiful women on here. The rest I don't give a damn about __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

12-10-2013, 04:36 AM	#12
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	"All women are beautiful under the skin" Ed Gein. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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