The Push Up Challenge thread

lumberjim · 01-26-2010, 11:56 PM

place your bets here.

challenge other dwellars to competitions.

video is the only way to verify, so make sure you have the technology.

....this might be my first zero reply thread ever....

Sundae · 01-27-2010, 07:53 AM

This is about bras, right?

glatt · 01-27-2010, 07:58 AM

I can eat 50 eggs.

Wait. What?

monster · 01-27-2010, 08:47 AM

you have to push them up your ...

Trilby · 01-27-2010, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

I can eat 50 eggs.

Wait. What?

Coolhand? Is that you?

morethanpretty · 01-27-2010, 09:30 AM

You first Jim.

monster · 01-27-2010, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

I can eat 50 eggs.

Wait. What?

That's a very caviare attitude....

squirell nutkin · 01-27-2010, 10:36 AM

I win.

monster · 01-27-2010, 12:22 PM

nice rack you have there, sqrl, I'd never've guessed!

Sundae · 01-27-2010, 01:46 PM

With due respect, that lady has little to push.
I'll post a pic of the construction work required on my bosom, that's a real push-up.

Maybe.

squirell nutkin · 01-27-2010, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

nice rack you have there, sqrl, I'd never've guessed!

I only take it out on special occasions...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

With due respect, that lady has little to push.
I'll post a pic of the construction work required on my bosom, that's a real push-up.

Maybe.

I think that's one of the main attractions for those who have little to push. All the more reason to want to push, makes it look like there's more than there is.

monster · 01-27-2010, 02:30 PM

I managed one push-up this morning. Girly-style. They're so uncomfortable -why would anyone want to do that? And I wasn't that thrilled at being that friendly with the carpet. mutter mutter grumble must work on upper body strength mutter ...used to be able to do them when I did power yoga....grumble...

classicman · 01-27-2010, 02:53 PM

I used to rip 'em out like there was no tomorrow when I went to the gym regularly. Then I effed up my elbow doing pull ups . . . Now I can only manage about 20-30 before the pain becomes unbearable.

Juniper · 01-27-2010, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

With due respect, that lady has little to push.
I'll post a pic of the construction work required on my bosom, that's a real push-up.

Maybe.

Ditto.

Right, Bruce?

Sundae · 01-27-2010, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

I think that's one of the main attractions for those who have little to push. All the more reason to want to push, makes it look like there's more than there is.

Trust me - I discovered underwired bras when I was 14. There wasn't even anything to push up until then. I bought them to make the most of what I had. It took two years until my cup overfloweth. So I'd never mock small breasted ladies, I was one for years.

I'm just saying it's like comparing the Albert Bridge in London (useful, highly decorative and beautiful) to the Forth Railway Bridge - a monumental achievement of engineering, which has beauty in its strength and utility.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juniper

Right, Bruce?

I know Bruce favours the smaller ladies, but he's always very accommodating.

My vote is any ladies who believe they need a push-up bra for any reason will be much appreciated here. But if prizes are given out then the overall structure of the engineering should be a factor

01-26-2010, 11:56 PM	#1
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Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	With due respect, that lady has little to push. I'll post a pic of the construction work required on my bosom, that's a real push-up. Maybe. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

01-27-2010, 02:30 PM	#12
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I managed one push-up this morning. Girly-style. They're so uncomfortable -why would anyone want to do that? And I wasn't that thrilled at being that friendly with the carpet. mutter mutter grumble must work on upper body strength mutter ...used to be able to do them when I did power yoga....grumble... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-27-2010, 02:53 PM	#13
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I used to rip 'em out like there was no tomorrow when I went to the gym regularly. Then I effed up my elbow doing pull ups . . . Now I can only manage about 20-30 before the pain becomes unbearable. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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