Tipping

richlevy · 06-01-2005, 07:58 PM

FootFoot agreed to send me back my 28 day print last week. He refused reimbursement, and suggested I tip the Cellar.

A Cellarite who asked to remain anonymous recently gave me Phillies tickets and refused any payment.

In honor of these two fine gentlemen, I have made a small donation to the Cellar.

Thanks guys.

lookout123 · 06-02-2005, 10:48 AM

for some reason i expected to see a picture of you in a field with some disgruntled cows.

elSicomoro · 06-02-2005, 10:55 AM

Brings back memories of home for you, eh Lookout?

lookout123 · 06-02-2005, 11:01 AM

actually it does, syc. see in illinois everybody has to get drunk and tip a cow over at least once before they graduate from high school. fortunately this differs from the MO right of passage somewhat, in that we don't involve our dicks, mouths, lard, or grappling hooks.

i'm glad i'm from illinois.

elSicomoro · 06-02-2005, 11:11 AM

Yeah...it's unfortunate. It explains why the vast majority of Missourians outside St. Louis are profoundly retarded.

The rite of passage in St. Louis is way different...your dad takes you to a whore on Cherokee St. when you turn 13.

lookout123 · 06-02-2005, 11:43 AM

cherokee street, you say? *reaches for post-it note*

BigV · 06-02-2005, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sycamore

The rite of passage in St. Louis is way different...your dad takes you to a whore on Cherokee St. when you turn 13.

You had to start working when you turned 13?!

That's sad.

elSicomoro · 06-02-2005, 12:55 PM

See, Lookout, you need to quit staying out at Westport. The City is where it's at.

BigV, I heard that your mom was out there at 11.

lookout123 · 06-02-2005, 01:02 PM

well, i'm mr monogamy these days, syc. but if i wasn't... Westport has plenty of likely targets for whom the evenings fee would only be a drink or two.

sometimes i honestly think that the ladies only hang out at westport because they know there are going to be A LOT of bored highly paid individuals hanging around - at any given time there are probably 150-200 employees of a certain firm staying at that Sheraton.

There was a similar phenomenon just outside of Keesler air force base in Biloxi, MS (and every other military base, for that matter). For some mysterious reason they were called the Keesler Cows. these are the ladies that would party at locations known to be frequented by the young enlisted guys. young, alone, away from home for the first time, a little cash in the pocket - these guys were easy prey for husband hunters. the girls viewed it as a way out of MS.

elSicomoro · 06-02-2005, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lookout123

sometimes i honestly think that the ladies only hang out at westport because they know there are going to be A LOT of bored highly paid individuals hanging around

Absolutely...I think that happens everywhere. And when it comes to hookers, I think that hotels (or their employees) bring them in in many cases. Hell, I know that employers bring them in on occasion.

BigV · 06-02-2005, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sycamore

BigV, I heard that your mom was out there at 11.

Uh-huh. Yo mama cracks. That takes me back. Way back. To, like, 5th grade. But maybe the trip is not so far back for you, eh?

elSicomoro · 06-02-2005, 01:40 PM

Eh, you do realize that I was joking with you, right?

BigV · 06-02-2005, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sycamore

Eh, you do realize that I was joking with you, right?

I've read a LOT of your recent posts, and they're ALL a joke, so, yeah, I "realized".

elSicomoro · 06-02-2005, 01:58 PM

Ahahahahahahahahaummm yeah.

footfootfoot · 06-02-2005, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

You had to start working when you turned 13?!

That's sad.

HAHA

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

Quote:
Originally Posted by sycamore
BigV, I heard that your mom was out there at 11.

Uh-huh. Yo mama cracks. That takes me back. Way back. To, like, 5th grade. But maybe the trip is not so far back for you, eh?

HAHAHA

06-01-2005, 07:58 PM	#1
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06-02-2005, 10:48 AM	#2
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	for some reason i expected to see a picture of you in a field with some disgruntled cows. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-02-2005, 11:01 AM	#4
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	actually it does, syc. see in illinois everybody has to get drunk and tip a cow over at least once before they graduate from high school. fortunately this differs from the MO right of passage somewhat, in that we don't involve our dicks, mouths, lard, or grappling hooks. i'm glad i'm from illinois. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-02-2005, 11:43 AM	#6
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	cherokee street, you say? reaches for post-it note __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-02-2005, 01:02 PM	#9
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	well, i'm mr monogamy these days, syc. but if i wasn't... Westport has plenty of likely targets for whom the evenings fee would only be a drink or two. sometimes i honestly think that the ladies only hang out at westport because they know there are going to be A LOT of bored highly paid individuals hanging around - at any given time there are probably 150-200 employees of a certain firm staying at that Sheraton. There was a similar phenomenon just outside of Keesler air force base in Biloxi, MS (and every other military base, for that matter). For some mysterious reason they were called the Keesler Cows. these are the ladies that would party at locations known to be frequented by the young enlisted guys. young, alone, away from home for the first time, a little cash in the pocket - these guys were easy prey for husband hunters. the girls viewed it as a way out of MS. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-02-2005, 10:55 AM	#3
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Brings back memories of home for you, eh Lookout?

06-02-2005, 11:11 AM	#5
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Yeah...it's unfortunate. It explains why the vast majority of Missourians outside St. Louis are profoundly retarded. The rite of passage in St. Louis is way different...your dad takes you to a whore on Cherokee St. when you turn 13.

06-02-2005, 12:55 PM	#8
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	See, Lookout, you need to quit staying out at Westport. The City is where it's at. BigV, I heard that your mom was out there at 11.

06-02-2005, 01:40 PM	#12
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Eh, you do realize that I was joking with you, right?

06-02-2005, 01:58 PM	#14
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Ahahahahahahahahaummm yeah.

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