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05-29-2014, 10:23 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Quiz for Ladies
Looks like it came from some tabloid, by the paper, but have fun. Remember you are not obligated to reveal your score, or even that you took it.
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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05-30-2014, 05:20 AM
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Encroaching on your decrees
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland
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42 points.
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Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of 
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05-30-2014, 08:33 AM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
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43 points.
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The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi 
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05-30-2014, 09:32 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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#16...hahahhaahaa!
You've been outside all day and you have to go straight to a family dinner. You stop to comb your hair. Your boyfriend asks "can I help you?" wtf? Help what? Comb my hair? I can comb my hair in the car. Is it supposed to be a sexual overture, this hair combing? I know it's my favorite pick-up line: hey baby, wanna come over and help me comb my hair? Sorry, I couldn't resist. it's obviously an old old old school cosmo type quiz. We women have made great strides in hair combing independence. In fairness, maybe he meant he could load the car with whatever you're supposed to bring to the family dinner (an inferred but not specified action involved in 'going to a family dinner.') In that case, that'd be great, hon. Thanks!  I'll just answer it myself: How sexy am I? Sexier than a sexy sex sexling, goddammit. Or not, depending on the day. 
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05-30-2014, 09:43 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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Location: West Yorkshire
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You're in the kitchen cooking.
Your boyfriend comes in and looks at the pot hungrily. Do you say: Go ahead, skin up. It might give you a bit more appetite for this terrible tinned ravioli?
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05-30-2014, 09:57 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Ha! Let's make up our own...this could be fun!
You're sitting on the couch watching The Walking Dead. Your boyfriend says he's hungry. Do you: a)tell him to shut the fuck up, Daryl's on b)get naked right then and there because he's so sexy when he's hungry c)quickly find the pizza place number on your I-phone and hand it to him |
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05-30-2014, 11:23 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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05-30-2014, 03:07 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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I like the way you think, g-friend!
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05-30-2014, 09:57 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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You're going to a dance and your boyfriend wants to know what color/type of flowers to put in your corsage. your dress is white so anything will do. Do you tell him
(a) something exotic (and expensive) (b) something romantic (c) something in his favorite color (d) dandelions with roots at least 6 inches long from your front lawn
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05-31-2014, 01:11 AM
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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Location: In the Deep South
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I want you to know that y'all officially scare the shit out of me!!!!!
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Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. |
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05-31-2014, 06:58 AM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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You come home and find your boyfriend dressed as a panda. Do you:
A.) Find yourself a cute zookeeper outfit to match. B.) Watch panda porn to encourage him to procreate. C.) Tie him to a bamboo pole, and whisper in his ear that you're going to make his kind extinct. |
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05-31-2014, 12:05 PM
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The future is unwritten
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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05-31-2014, 03:05 PM
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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Sheldon, where are you?? I need sanctuary. Watch out gravdigr, they are probably planning to do something to you involving your squirrels
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Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. |
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05-31-2014, 05:10 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Heh, if'n they're planning anything for me, it prolly involves fire.
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05-31-2014, 09:18 PM
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Junior Master Dwellar
Join Date: May 2011
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35. Some of the questions I had to wing it because I've nevered encountered the situation to really know how I would really react to it. Letting my bf comb my hair? If it's really tangled. If not, I'd be finished in a sec. Mo need for him to do it, really. As for question #8, what does it mean by his "character?"
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